a couple was having money problems... they were sitting down at the table eating supper, when the wife said... "I know... you could stop buying 3 24's of beer every week"... the husband says... "no no I can't do that, but what about you.... you spend like one hundred dollars on makeup a month you could give that up".... she says, "but dear... that's to make me look pretty". The husband looks at her and says, "what the fuck do you think the beer is for". Full text

A Lebanese guy named Elias walks into a pharmacy and asks for a box of tissue papers. The pharmacist comes out and gives him a huge box of tissue papers. Elias says I do not want this huge box I only want a small one. The pharmacist says that is all right it is for the same price take it as it is subsidised by Hariri (a former lebanese prime minister assasinated in 2005). So Elias takes it and walks away. The second day Elias returns to the pharmacy and asks for a tube of tooth paste. The ... Full text