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Joke #1208 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Ur moms like a hamburger full of fat and only worth a dollar.
ur mom so fat that when she walks down the street in a yellow shirt people yell ''Taxi!!''
ur moms so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
ur mom so fat every time she turned around u would have to throw her a welcome back party.

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