your mamas so ugly that she makes milk sour.
A teacher asks a pupil which part of the body goes to heaven 1st, the pupil replies legs miss i've seen my mum with her legs in the air sreaming GOD IM FUCKING CUMING!!! Full text
What are the three wonders of women ? They produce milk without grazing, Bleed for seven days a mounth without dying and bury a bone deeper than a dog without getting thier nose dirty. Full text