******* yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry *******
******* yo mama so ugly when she was young her ma put steak around her neck just so the dogs would play wit her********
******* yo mama so ugly they pushed her face into dough to make gorilla cokies*******
******* yo mama so nasty i poured salt water down here pants to keep the craps freash*******
******* yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention*******
******* yo mama so dirty she as 2 wipe her feet before she goes outside*******
******* yo mama so old when she went 2 skol there was no history*******