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Joke #1218   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

******* yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry *******
******* yo mama so ugly when she was young her ma put steak around her neck just so the dogs would play wit her********
******* yo mama so ugly they pushed her face into dough to make gorilla cokies*******
******* yo mama so nasty i poured salt water down here pants to keep the craps freash*******
******* yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention*******
******* yo mama so dirty she as 2 wipe her feet before she goes outside*******
******* yo mama so old when she went 2 skol there was no history*******



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Joke #514   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q: - What's your name Please?
A: - Abdulaziz Abdullah Mohammed.
Q: - Nationality?
A: - Saudi
Q: - Sex?
A: - 4 - 5 times a day.
Q: - No, I mean, Male or Female?
A: - Doesn't matter. Sometimes even a camel Full text


Joke #515   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

2 thieves are starving to death so they go to a farm in the middle of the night to steal some fruit. Suddenly a farmer approaches them and tells one of the to pull down his pants and start makin' a huge pile o' shit!...and then just as the other thief begins to laugh at his partner squating a huge turd, the farmer looks at him and shouts..."What the Hell are you laughin' at. You're the one who's gonna eat it!" Full text



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