SmileJoke.net - Yo mama jokes »» Joke #1218

Sign Up
Smilejoke.net - the best entertainment site. Daily users submit for you 10-20 funny posts.
Place bookmarks to us, and soon You will be start your day with Smilejoke!
Join to Us!

Joke

Joke #1218 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

******* yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry *******
******* yo mama so ugly when she was young her ma put steak around her neck just so the dogs would play wit her********
******* yo mama so ugly they pushed her face into dough to make gorilla cokies*******
******* yo mama so nasty i poured salt water down here pants to keep the craps freash*******
******* yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention*******
******* yo mama so dirty she as 2 wipe her feet before she goes outside*******
******* yo mama so old when she went 2 skol there was no history*******

Email to friend

Your name:
Friend e-mail:
Captcha:
Enter:

Jokes

Joke #514 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Q: - What's your name Please?
A: - Abdulaziz Abdullah Mohammed.
Q: - Nationality?
A: - Saudi
Q: - Sex?
A: - 4 - 5 times a day.
Q: - No, I mean, Male or Female?
A: - Doesn't matter. Sometimes even a camel Full text

Joke #515 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

2 thieves are starving to death so they go to a farm in the middle of the night to steal some fruit. Suddenly a farmer approaches them and tells one of the to pull down his pants and start makin' a huge pile o' shit!...and then just as the other thief begins to laugh at his partner squating a huge turd, the farmer looks at him and shouts..."What the Hell are you laughin' at. You're the one who's gonna eat it!" Full text

J o k e s

:: Adult jokes (362)

:: Birthday jokes (18)

:: Blonde jokes (325)

:: Chuck Norris jokes (63)

:: Dirty jokes (293)

:: Kids jokes (114)

:: Knock knock jokes (111)

:: Political jokes (91)

:: Redneck jokes (88)

:: Retirement jokes (84)

:: Yo mama jokes (317)

:: Medical jokes (88)

:: Lawyer jokes (66)

:: Sms jokes (66)

:: Marriage Jokes (13)