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Joke #1219   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [1]

yo mama so stupid she called me 2 gat my phone number
yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see hwo long she slept
yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a matress store she slept on the floor
yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo mama so stupid so stole free bread yo mama so stupit she sits on the t.v and watches the sofa yo mama so stupid when her dad said it was chilly outside she ran out wit a spoon
yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she stavred



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Joke #516   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [2]

What happens to a migdet when he walks into a woman? Answer: He get a clit round the ear and a flap across the face Full text


Joke #517   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

6. You live surrounded by nuts
5. You have a head with no brains
4. You have one eye that can't see
3. Your best friend is a pussy
2. An asshole lives behind you
1. They make you do pushups until you throw-up
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