Your mommas so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV

Your mommas so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up

Your mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Your mommas so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

Your mommas so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V

Your mommas so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Your mommas so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

Your mommas so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

Your mommas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your mommas so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

Your mommas so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Your mommas so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View

Your mommas so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls