Yo mommas so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mamas so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo mommas so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your mommas so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo mommas so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mammas so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mammas so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your mommas so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle