Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter.

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother".

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.