yo mama is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to c wt was on da otha side !!!
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this ?Pupil: This is my father speaking ! Full text
Son: I can't go to school today.Father: Why not ?Son: I don't feel wellTeacher: Where don't you feel well ?Son: In school ! Full text