yo mama is so horny your sister came out pregnant
Before I went off to India for my summer holidays I asked my doctor how I could avoid getting a disease from biting insects. He just told me not to bite any. Full text
Hospital consultant: 'The woman in that bed is the love of my life.' Matron: 'Then why haven't you married her?' Hospital consultant: 'I can't afford to - she's a private patient.' Full text