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Joke #919 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Your moms pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born, he got a rugburn.
Your moms so slutty, shes got to put ice in her pants to keep the crabs cold.
Your moms so slutty, i asked her what was for lunch she opened her legs and said crabs.
Your moms like a bowling ball, shes been fingered, thrown in the gutter and used over and over again.

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Joke #1853 (Mar 4, 2007) Rating: [0]

Since I had treatment by a private doctor I've lost five kilos in weight. The doctor's bill was so enormous I've been unable to afford to buy any food to eat. Full text

Joke #1854 (Mar 4, 2007) Rating: [0]

Last Tuesday I was in the doctor's waiting room and a young man came in with an expensive watch for the doctor.
'Thank you, thank you, thank you!' said the man, giving the doctor the expensive watch. 'This is a small token of my thanks for all your excellent treatment of my uncle.'
'But he died last week.' said the doctor.
'I know,; replied the young man. 'Thanks to your treatment I've just inherited five million pounds.' Full text

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