yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven!
When the young man was being examined by the doctor he was asked: 'Does it burn when you pee in the toilet?' 'I don't know,' replieed the young man, 'I don't think I'd dare hold a match to it.' Full text
'Doctor, doctor! I feel like a piano.' 'Then I'd better take some notes.' Full text