ya momas so fat she walked out the door with high heals and came back with flip flops. ya momas so skinny, she can dodge the raindrops, ya famlys so poor, i steped on a lit cigaette and ur brother saod o hoo turned off the heat. ya famlys so poor i rang the doorbell and ya moma stuck her head out the window to say dingdong. theres more where that came from.
I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down. 'Why do you feel that?' he asked. 'Because,' I replied, 'I've got tyre marks on my legs.' Full text
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.' Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?' Full text