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Joke #924   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

ya momas so fat she walked out the door with high heals and came back with flip flops. ya momas so skinny, she can dodge the raindrops, ya famlys so poor, i steped on a lit cigaette and ur brother saod o hoo turned off the heat. ya famlys so poor i rang the doorbell and ya moma stuck her head out the window to say dingdong. theres more where that came from.



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Joke #1863   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down.
'Why do you feel that?' he asked.
'Because,' I replied, 'I've got tyre marks on my legs.' Full text


Joke #1864   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [3]

Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?' Full text



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