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Joke #926   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Yo mama is so fat, that she attracts her own moons.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she spins, time stops!
Yo mama is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat that she alters the laws of physics (yeah I know its lame)



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Joke #1867   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!! Full text

Joke #1868   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [3]

Q: Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill coubord quietly?
A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills!!!! Full text
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