yo mama's pussy is so nasty your dad got a purple heart of courage
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present. Full text
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. 'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds. That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards. Full text