Q: Whats worse than a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?
A: One seat empty! Full text

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I??™m too young to die. I??™m only fifty five." "Fifty five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you??™re eighty two." "How??™s you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: "We added up your time sheets." Full text