#1. Yo momas pussy is so hairy, when she had u they had to send out a search team
#2. Yo momas pussy is so hairy, whens shes outside and the hedge cutter guy comes, he starts cuttin ure momas bush and after an hour of work he says, "wow, thats one big bush i'm goona have to come back tomorrow" Then u moma says for the first time"tomorrow i'll be at work, but maybe tuesday"