Do you want to know what the difference between a lawyer that had been run over and a snake that has been run over?...

In front of the snake there are skid marks.... Full text

God calls the devil to make fun of him and ask him how badly it sucks in hell. While on the phone the Devil goes its actually pretty nice. We have an engineer down here and hes makin it comfy. Then god goes "I want him up here" the devil replies "no I like him, I'm gonna keep him" god says "ill sue you give him here" the devil laughs at him "hahahahahaha" "where are you gonna get a lawyer" Full text