Yo mamma so short when she went to school no one saw anything but the back pack.
One day a man was walking on a beach and he saw a maigic lamp.he rubbed it and a ginue came out.the ginue said"I will grant you 3 wishes however I am a lawyer's ginue so whatever you wish for all lawyers will get only double."The man says"I wish for a million dollars."The ginue reminds him that all lawyers will now have 2 million dollars.the man makes his second wish"I want my own island."the ginue reminds him that all lawyers now have two islands.The man thinks for a while and puts a evil ... Full text
There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior partner to choose one, so he takes each aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?" In seconds, he chooses Paul. Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside. "I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong ... Full text