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Joke #941   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT MASTERBATING WAS A KARATE TEACHER.



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Joke #1897   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Q: Why are there no lawyer jokes?
A: Cuz Lawyers don't think they're funny and people don't think they're jokes. Full text


Joke #1898   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Four Guys were on an airplane. The pilot(1), A 7 year old boy (2),A lawyer(3) and a doctor(4). The plane was begginning to lose altitude when then the engine broke.there were only 3 parachutes though. The doctor took a parachute and said" im a doctor i need to live because i save lives" and went off the plane. the pilot said" i need to live i take people where they need to go and their lives are in my hands i need to live" the lawyer said " i am amogst the smartest people in the the world ... Full text



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