YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT MASTERBATING WAS A KARATE TEACHER.
Q: Why are there no lawyer jokes? A: Cuz Lawyers don't think they're funny and people don't think they're jokes. Full text
Four Guys were on an airplane. The pilot(1), A 7 year old boy (2),A lawyer(3) and a doctor(4). The plane was begginning to lose altitude when then the engine broke.there were only 3 parachutes though. The doctor took a parachute and said" im a doctor i need to live because i save lives" and went off the plane. the pilot said" i need to live i take people where they need to go and their lives are in my hands i need to live" the lawyer said " i am amogst the smartest people in the the world ... Full text