when do you know when a lawyer starts lieing?
When his lips start moving. Full text

Meet Bob. when bob drives and see's lawyers on the side of the road, he swerves to hit them and run the down.

one day bobs driving along and knocking down lawyers everywhere, when he comes across a priest. the priest is a long way from anywhere and so bob asks if hed like a ride.

the priest graciously accepts and hops in the back seat.

bob...forgetting that there is a preist in the back seat, sees a lawyer and swerves to hit him, but as he looks in his ... Full text