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Joke #946 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

ya mamma is so fat i did a 5km jog but only did 2 laps round her
ya mamma is soo fat when she goes on jogs she gets gravel rash on her boobs
i'll throw a raciest won in
why don't black men like blow jobs..........coz they don't like any job
y is a 69er better than a family reunion........only have to kiss one cunt
a blonde went to a antique road show and took a tampon with her and walked up to some one and said tell me what period this is from
a blonde and a brunette walked into an office and the brunette noticed that a guy had dandruff and she said "he needs head and shoulders", the blonde replied by saying "how do you give shoulders"?

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Joke #1907 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

This man walks along the beach and finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie says "I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get twice as much." The man says " I wish I had a million dollars." The genie snaps his fingers and the man gets 1 million and the lawyers get 2 million. The man says "I wish I had a mansion." The genie snaps his fingers and the man gets one mansions while the lawyers get 2. "Anything else?" "I've always ... Full text

Joke #1908 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

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He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I'msending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, Guess who?
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