Your sitting on a bench reading a newspaper while eating a sandwich when you notice that there are 5 lawyers drowning and theres only enough time to save 3 what do you do? finish you sandwich or read your newspaper? Full text

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ." Full text