A lawyer is someone who:

*Rights a fifty page report and calls it a brief

*Knows that laws are the guidelines of society, and help criminals read between them

*makes a deal with the devil that he gets whatever he wants in life, in exchange for his soul to burn in hell and then asks "What's the catch?"

*lives in poverty because he's to stingy to use up his $95 million. Full text

There was a lawyer and a blonde sitting next to eachother on a plain. The lawyer bored, and the blonde tired.
The lawyer finaly asked the blonde if she would like to play a game after 5 minutes of silence.
The blonde said she didnt want too.
The lawyer ignoring her answer said "okay I ask you a question and if you get it wrong or dont know the answer you give me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and if I dont know it or get it wrong I give you five dollars."
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