yo mama so short, she did a drive-by in a hot wheel.
There's two male lawyers on an island..they've been stranded for 2 years. One day, a beautiful woman washes up, and before the go out to meet her, one lawyer turns to the other and says "We havent..you know...in a while..should we screw her?" The other Lawyer looked puzzled and said "Out of what?" Full text
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence." Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?" Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left." Full text