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Joke #957 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

yo momma is so poor, that the last time she smellt a hot meal, was when a rich guy farted.

yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so fat that when she wants someone to shake hands with her, she has to give them directions.
yo momma is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
yo momma is so fat that she has her own area code.
yo momma is so fat that i had to take a train, and two buses just to get on her good side.

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Joke #1929 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [3]

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed ... Full text

Joke #1930 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven ... Full text

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