yo mama is sooo wrankly that she has to screw her hat on
In reality,Heaven and Hell are right next to each other,separated by a bigass chain link fence.Well,one day some jackass broke a hole in the fence,and God and Satan sat down to talk about it.God said"You better repair that fence,or we'll sue you!".Well,the devil,he says"Oh yeah?Where the hell are you gonna find a lawyer??" Full text
One day a guy found a genie lamp and rubbed and POOF! the genie popped out. The genie said that he would give the guy three wishes but that he was a lawyers genie and whatever he got every lawyer got double. First he wished for 10 million dollars POOF he has ten million dollars but every lawyer in the world gets 20 million. Second he wishes fow world peace POOf he has it. Every lawyer in the world gets Utopia. Third and last he wished to donate a kidney. Every lawyer in the world donated ... Full text