Yo mama so stupid, she was going to disney and when she was driving down the interstate she saw a sign that said "disney world left", so she turned around and went home
Scientists are now carrying out most of their experiments on lawyers instead of rats. There are 3 main reasons for this: 1. There are considerably more lawyers in the world than there are rats. 2. The scientists don't get so attached to the lawyers. 3. There are some things that even the rats won't do. Full text
your mama is like a phone even children play with her Full text