Ya Mamma so fat when she went to africa the elephants rode her.ya mamma so fat she ate both jenny and craig.ya mamma so fat when she walked past my house i thought it was night time.ya mamma so fat i tried to walk around her but i got lost.ya mamma so dumb she got locked in forty winks and slepted on the floorya mamma so dumb when she went to the airport she came to a sign the said AIRPORT LEFT so she turned around and went home.
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and ... Full text
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man ... Full text