I know it's stupidYo mamma's so stupid that when she heard the band name, the Killers, she called the police and said that she found them.
Why did the blonde have square boobs?Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box. Full text
Question: Five blondes are facing execution: a rocket scientist, a historian, a teacher, a bimbo, and a mathematician. They are each hit with one bullet but, only one bleeds, which one?Answer: The bimbo, you have to be real to bleed. Full text