Yo mamma jokes

yo mama is sooo wrankly that she has to screw her hat on

yo momma is so poor, that the last time she smellt a hot meal, was when a rich guy farted.

yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so fat that when she wants someone to shake hands with her, she has to give them directions.
yo momma is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
yo momma is so fat that she has her own area code.
yo momma is so fat that i had to take a train, and two buses just to get on her good side.

yo mama so short, she did a drive-by in a hot wheel.

YO MAMA IS LIKE A BUFFET $3.00 DOLLARS AND IT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT!

Ur momas so ugly she looked out the window and got charged for mooning

yo momma's so fat, i saw her walking down the street with a pig in her arms, i asked her, where'd u get that from, and the pig said I won it in a raffle!

your momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept

yo mama is so smelly she made right guard take a left!

yo mama so smelly she made speed stick slow down!

your mamas so dumb. when she went to the doctor he said she had to take a pregnancy test, and she said "how long do i have to study"

ur mumaz so fat she put a yeloow rain coat and sum1 shouted out taxi.
yo mumaz so fat avri time she dits paid da money sinks in her hands.
yo mumaz so fat dat da supermarket told her to piss off and go to jupiter where she can fit.

bitch yo momma pussy so Black I had to get a flashlight and a map just to find the right hole to put my dick in!

ya mamma is so fat i did a 5km jog but only did 2 laps round her
ya mamma is soo fat when she goes on jogs she gets gravel rash on her boobs
i'll throw a raciest won in
why don't black men like blow jobs..........coz they don't like any job
y is a 69er better than a family reunion........only have to kiss one cunt
a blonde went to a antique road show and took a tampon with her and walked up to some one and said tell me what period this is from
a blonde and a brunette walked into an office and the brunette noticed that a guy had dandruff and she said "he needs head and shoulders", the blonde replied by saying "how do you give shoulders"?

Yo mama so black and her teeth so yellow she look like a Pittsbergh Steelers helmet.

yo mama so ugly even rice crispies wont talk 2 her

yo mamma is so fat when i got in top of her to fuck her my ears popped.

Yo Mamma is like a hockey puck, everyone gets a whack!
Yo mamma is like a lightswitch, a 4 yr old can even turn her on!
Yo mamma is so old I slapped her back and her tits fell off!
Yo mamma is like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and lays in the closet till next time!
Yo mamma is so fat her belly button plays peek-a-boo
Yo mamma is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up!
Yo mamma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Yo mamma is like a toilet, full of shit!
Yo mamma is like a bus, everyone gets a ride!
Yo mamma is like a squirell, she can't even keep nuts out ...   Full text

YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT MASTERBATING WAS A KARATE TEACHER.

Yo mamma so short when she went to school no one saw anything but the back pack.

yo mama so fat dat she plays snooker wit da planets!!!

yo mama so retarted that wen she jumped off da highest building in da world she stoped half way down to ask for directions.

#1. Yo momas pussy is so hairy, when she had u they had to send out a search team
#2. Yo momas pussy is so hairy, whens shes outside and the hedge cutter guy comes, he starts cuttin ure momas bush and after an hour of work he says, "wow, thats one big bush i'm goona have to come back tomorrow" Then u moma says for the first time"tomorrow i'll be at work, but maybe tuesday"

Your mom is SOOOO fat, she stepped on the weigher and it said " step out of the car"

your moma's so ugly her birth certifate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Yo mama's so FAT... The Barber shop charged her by the acre to shave her back.

Your mamma is so nasty, when i called her on the phone for phone sex, she gave me an ear infection.

your momma so good as giving head she can suck start a harley

yo mama's pussy is so nasty your dad got a purple heart of courage

yo mama is so old she was the whale on noah's ark

yo mamma is so fat she caused the grat flood when she did a cannonball