Yo mamma jokes

Ur Momma is sooooooooooo nasty, when she puts on secret deoderant it tells on her!!!!!

yo mama so fat and black when she triped they said darkness falls.

Yo mama is so fat, that she attracts her own moons.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she spins, time stops!
Yo mama is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat that she alters the laws of physics (yeah I know its lame)

your mama's like a chrictmas tree cause everyone hangs on her balls

ya momas so fat she walked out the door with high heals and came back with flip flops. ya momas so skinny, she can dodge the raindrops, ya famlys so poor, i steped on a lit cigaette and ur brother saod o hoo turned off the heat. ya famlys so poor i rang the doorbell and ya moma stuck her head out the window to say dingdong. theres more where that came from.

yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven!

ur mama is so dumb she climbed ova a glass wall 2 see wat is on the other side

yo mama is so fat she puts deodrant on her neckrolls hahaha
bitches

ur mum is so dumb she drilled a hole in the roof to watch sky

Your moms pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born, he got a rugburn.
Your moms so slutty, shes got to put ice in her pants to keep the crabs cold.
Your moms so slutty, i asked her what was for lunch she opened her legs and said crabs.
Your moms like a bowling ball, shes been fingered, thrown in the gutter and used over and over again.

Your mamma so fat shes a packer fan

yo mama just like a bungee cord..... goes up and down and when the rubber breaks.....you die!

your mum is so fat someone tried to drown her but she wouldnt fit in the bath

yo mama is so horny your sister came out pregnant

ur mum is so fat that she dousnt have corn rows......... she has crop circles

Your mamma so fat she needs a hoola hoop to hold up her sock.

Your mama so fat she wears a fish net for a bra!

yo mama so small she commited a suiside by jumping off a cuarb

1.ur mom's so small she commited suicide off a curb.
2.ur mom's so dumb she got starved in a food factory.
3.ur mom's so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was over the other side.