Yo Mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....
Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said " one at a time
please "....
Yo Mama so old, when god said let there be light, Yo Mama hit the
switch....
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she got ... Full text

Yo Mama so fat, she go baptised at Sea-Wolrd
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits at the beach, Greenpece push her back into
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Yo mamas like WA Salvage... she not fancy but she cheap! Full text

1) Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
2) Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "We, are family"

3) Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battiery up here butt and said ," I HAVE THE POWER!"
4) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in every mirror in here neighborhood and they all broke
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yo mamma so stupid, when she filled out an application it asked what is your education and she put hooked on phonics
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yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks!! Full text

your mama so poor when she went in the front door she came out the back Full text

your mamas so fat, i had to roll over her twice just to get on her good side Full text

yo moma is so fat that when she wore tie-dye, she shit out skittle and said, "TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCH"
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yo moma is so skinny that when she wore a white turtle neck she looked like a busted condom! Full text

yo mom is so poor that when i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing and she said moving!!!!! lol Full text

ur moms so poor that when i walked into the house i stepped on a cigarette butt she started screamin at me "who turned out the heat"?????? ur moms so poor that when i dropped a cigarette but on the floor she started to cheer "CLAP UR HANDS, STOMP UR FEET, THANK THE LORD CUZ WE GOT HEAT!!!??? Full text

UR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT UR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD BYE!!!!! Full text

Your moma so fat, her clothes come in three sizes..... Xtra-Xtra-Xtra large, Jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!! Full text

You mama is so fat she sold her knickers to the army and they used them of parachutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Full text

your mama is so ugly when she went outside she got aressted
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1.yo mama so old jesus signed her yearbook.
2.ya mama so fat she iron her pants on the driveway.
3.ya mama so poor her face is on the front of the foodstamp card.
4.ya mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the curb.
5.ya mama so stupid she got locked in super 1 and starved to death. Full text

1)ur mama so old she was here when burger king was burger prince
2.)ur mama so fat she step on a dollar and made 4 quarters
3.)ur mama such a ho a man asked her when does ur legs open up Full text

Yo Mamas so nasty....
shes puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh
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Yo mama's like a nail, a little rusty, but she gets the job done Full text

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch! Full text

Yo mama so fat her fat rolls have fat rolls! Full text

yo mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
yo ma a so poor i saw her kickinfg a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said movnig
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minets
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yo mums so fat shes on both sides of the family Full text

ya mamaz so stupid she sat starin at a orange juice carton for 2 hours cuz it sed concentrated! Full text

yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a bogger popped outa geaorge washingtons nose!! Full text

Your mum is so fat, even god couldn't lift her spirits Full text

1. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
2. yo mama so nasty she gotta sneak up on bath water
3. yo mama so poor she had to put a milkshake on lay away
4. yo mama so old she took her drivers liscense picture ontop of a dinosaur
5. yo mama so old her social security number is in roman numerals Full text

1 your mom is so fat when someone says lets haul ass she has to make 2 trips
2 your mom is so fat when she walks through the room the radio skips
3 your mom is so fat back in school everybody sat next to her
4 your mom is so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
5 your mom is so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born Full text

yo mamas so ugly she only gets whistled at before the train hits Full text