Yo mamma jokes

*************yo mumma so fat that shes king kong's bitch************
*************yo mumma so fat she has to use a dump truk insted of a taxi*****
*************yo mumma so fat when she was 5 she went to go in a sumo contest thay said no profeshenals alowd******************
*************yo mumma so hairy se has afros on her nipples**********
*************yo mumma so nasty i called up for phone sex and got an ear infection*************
*************yo mumma so fat her 1st grad photo was a satilite image********
*************yo mumma so small that she poses for trophes*************
*************yo mumma so dumb se got fired from a fruit store from chucking away ...   Full text

ur mamas so fat that wen she wears yellow people shout taxi at her!

Yo Mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....
Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said " one at a time
please "....
Yo Mama so old, when god said let there be light, Yo Mama hit the
switch....
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car....
Yo Mama so dumb, she sold her car for petrol money....
Yo Mama so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck....
Yo Mama so poor, she cant afford to pay attention....
Yo Mama so poor, burgulars break into the house and leave money....
Yo Mama so ...   Full text

Yo Mama so fat, she go baptised at Sea-Wolrd
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits at the beach, Greenpece push her back into
the water

Yo mamas like WA Salvage... she not fancy but she cheap!

1) Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
2) Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "We, are family"

3) Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battiery up here butt and said ," I HAVE THE POWER!"
4) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in every mirror in here neighborhood and they all broke
5) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in a mirror and ended her life

yo mamma so stupid, when she filled out an application it asked what is your education and she put hooked on phonics

yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks!!

your mama so poor when she went in the front door she came out the back

your mamas so fat, i had to roll over her twice just to get on her good side

yo moma is so fat that when she wore tie-dye, she shit out skittle and said, "TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCH"

yo moma is so skinny that when she wore a white turtle neck she looked like a busted condom!

yo mom is so poor that when i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing and she said moving!!!!! lol

ur moms so poor that when i walked into the house i stepped on a cigarette butt she started screamin at me "who turned out the heat"?????? ur moms so poor that when i dropped a cigarette but on the floor she started to cheer "CLAP UR HANDS, STOMP UR FEET, THANK THE LORD CUZ WE GOT HEAT!!!???

UR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT UR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD BYE!!!!!

Your moma so fat, her clothes come in three sizes..... Xtra-Xtra-Xtra large, Jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!!

You mama is so fat she sold her knickers to the army and they used them of parachutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mama is so ugly when she went outside she got aressted

1.yo mama so old jesus signed her yearbook.
2.ya mama so fat she iron her pants on the driveway.
3.ya mama so poor her face is on the front of the foodstamp card.
4.ya mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the curb.
5.ya mama so stupid she got locked in super 1 and starved to death.

1)ur mama so old she was here when burger king was burger prince
2.)ur mama so fat she step on a dollar and made 4 quarters
3.)ur mama such a ho a man asked her when does ur legs open up

Yo Mamas so nasty....
shes puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh

Yo mama's like a nail, a little rusty, but she gets the job done

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch!

Yo mama so fat her fat rolls have fat rolls!

yo mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
yo ma a so poor i saw her kickinfg a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said movnig
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minets

yo mums so fat shes on both sides of the family

ya mamaz so stupid she sat starin at a orange juice carton for 2 hours cuz it sed concentrated!

yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a bogger popped outa geaorge washingtons nose!!

Your mum is so fat, even god couldn't lift her spirits

1. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
2. yo mama so nasty she gotta sneak up on bath water
3. yo mama so poor she had to put a milkshake on lay away
4. yo mama so old she took her drivers liscense picture ontop of a dinosaur
5. yo mama so old her social security number is in roman numerals