Yo mamma jokes

1 your mom is so fat when someone says lets haul ass she has to make 2 trips
2 your mom is so fat when she walks through the room the radio skips
3 your mom is so fat back in school everybody sat next to her
4 your mom is so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
5 your mom is so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born

yo mamas so ugly she only gets whistled at before the train hits

Yo momma so dumb she put make-up on her forehead to make up her mind

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??????
I DONT KNOW CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YEARS NOW

your mamma is so dirty dat she has 2 wipe her feet b4 she goes outside!

ur mama is like a bowling ball.......pick her up in the alley........finger her..........throw her in the gutter and she always comes back 4 more
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you mama is like a brick flat on both sides and always getting laid by dirty
mexicans

yo mama like a door nob
everybody gets a turn

ur mama is so dumb she stole free bread.
ur mama so old her breast milk is powdered
ur mammas so old she did year three wit jesus
yo mamas so short and skiny that she gets used 4 a dildo
yo mommas so old she owes jesus 3cents
ur mammas so fat that her belt size is the equator

Yo mamas so fat she gets horney off a cook book

ur ma is so fat when she eats cake she basicly wears it...

your mumma is so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost

Yo Mama So Fat When She Stood on the Talking Scale it said "Get The Fuck Off"
Yo Mama is SO Fat When Stood on the Scale it said" Sorry We don't Do Livestock"

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in a picture frame
Yo mama is so ugly she made michael jackson look beutiful
Yo mama is so fat her lumps married
Yo mama is so fat she was used as the worlds biggest gobbstoper
Yo mama is so fat when she farted america blew up
Yo mama is so fat she plays godzilla in his latest movie
Yo mama is so stupid she shot the cat and stroked the big foot
Yo mama smells so bad suddamn hussain used her as an atomic bomb

Yo Mama so fat she has to wear a watch on both arms, cuz she takes up 2 time zones!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

ur mama's like a casino, liquior in the front, poker in the back

yo mama so fat she use the driveway for a ironing board

yo mama so fat she use the driveway for a ironing board

Your mom's so damn pathetic, that she uses yo mama jokes as her only insult.
PS- its best not to use that to some one. not because its dumb, but also because its a yo mama joke and people will definetly call you a damn fool for using those gay little jokes.

Yo Moma so fat she like Chinese food Sweet, Sour, and Cheap

ur mams so fat she went on a sun bed and came out looking like a zebra

yo mama is so dirty the u.s military threw her in the field for a smoke grenade

yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples

1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL
2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store & starved 2 death! LOL
3. yo mamas so fat her belly button has a echo! LOL

yo mama is so hairy when u where born u got rug burns

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID, SHE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL

ya momma like a f1 driver ! she burns 4 rubbers at a time

ya momma is so fat it takes me 2 busses and a train 2 get on her gd side

i made these up, and there pretty decent
1.ur mamas so fat, slimfast slowed down and stopped
2.ur mamas so dumb i asked her why she wus blowing into a recycling bin, she said she wus trying to recycle air