Yo mamma jokes

Your mama is so fat when she stepped out of the ocean the Lost City af Atlantis reappeared!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, not even God could lift her spirits!!!

Your momma so ugly that when Arnold said " I'll be back!" he never came back.

Yo mama so hairy, it look like she got buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born.

YO mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
YO mama is so fat when she walked across the room the cd player jumped...AT THE RADIO STATION
YO mama is so fat her blood type is ragu
YO mama is so fat when she goes missing she takes up all four sides of the milk carton
YO mama is so fat shes got pounds in one pocket and yen in the other
YO mama is so fat the last time she saw '90210' was on the scales
YO mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
YO mama is so fat she walked in front of the tv...i missed four commercials
YO mama is so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio station
YOmama is so fat the waiter ...   Full text

Your Mama is SO Fat She went into Jenny Craig, and They Said Sorry We Don't Do Miracles
You Mama is So Fat When She Fell Down The Stairs they turned into a ramp
Yo Mama is SO Fat When She Sits around the house, She Breaks it

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL SO SHE COULD SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
YO MAMA SO DIRTY, SHE GOTTA SNEAK UP ON HER BATH WATER.
YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

your moms so old when i tapped her on her back her titties fell off.LOL

Yo mammas so UGLY, she looked out the window and got arrested for indeacent exposure.

yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch..

Your momma's so poor that when someone threw a cigarette butt at her feet she starts singin' "clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat!"

Your mum is so ugly last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

Your MoMA teeth so Crooked when she walk down the street and smile it looks like she throwing up gang signs..

ur mummas so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on
ur mumma so ugly, not only did she fall out the ugly tree and hit every branch, she had the nerve to climb back up eat all the fruit and then jump out again

your mama is like a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicons

ya momma so dumb that sha went 2 the movie theater and the sign said under 18 not permitted w/out parent so she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

yo mama so poor she cant afford warefare.
yo mama so dumb she went to a chat room and wen some1 cyber rape her she said im going to PRESS charges.
yo mama so poor she went to macdonalds and saw the $ menu she told her kids i cant affoed it.

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE DENSEL WASHINGTON.
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY FOR HALLOWEEN SHE WENT AS HERSELF.
YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO PUT M&M IN ABC ORDER.
YO MAMA IS LIKE CAKE EVERYBODY GETS A PIECE.
YO MAMA IS SUCH A HOE SHE TRIED OUT FOR A AMUTER VIDEO AND THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESINALS.
YO mama is like a vacum everything gets sucked up.
yo mama so dumb she thought party sasauge was a porno.
yo mama so dumb she thought viagra were vitimans.

Yo Momma so skinny that she can hoola hoop in a cherrio.

yo mamas so clomsy she triped and missed the floor.

Yo mamas so fat, when she fell down, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up

yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

yo mama so dumb she drowned in an empty swimming pool.

1. You're so poor that when I asked your mom why she was knocking on the side of a garbage can, she said, "My kids locked me out"
2. Your mom's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.
3. Your mom's so ugly, your dad can't leave the house because he doesn't want to kiss her goodbye.

yo mama is so stupid she thought duncan dounuts was a basket ball team

Your Mama so fat she can't sit down in fast food restraunts because the seats only come in rows of 4

your mamma is soo fat when she volunteered to cleann the cages at the zoo ppl would walk by and say look at that hippopatamous

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS ON THE TOILET IT SINGS ABC 123 GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!

Ya mums so fat the only thing stoping her at jenny craig is the door