Yo mamma jokes

your momma so fat that wen shes at tha beach all the kids shout " free willy! free willy! "

Yo mama so fat that she walked into a antique store and said "wats new"!
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a school bus filled with white kids they she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"!!!!!!

jesus a priest and a stupid fat man are all on a boat jesus walks across the water gets something to eat and comes back the priest walks across the water gets something to drink and comes back the stupid fat man trys to walk across the water and sinks the priests says to jesus should we tell him where the rocks are

Your mom is like Mc Donalds when i go to her house im lovin et

Your mamma is just like a big mac full of fat and only worth a dollar

ur mom is so fat that evil canival tried to jump her butt and he fell in the hole.....

Your mama so ugly she got to trick or treat by phone!

Yo moma so old when she told me her age i thought it was her phone
number

yo mamas so ugly and hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
yo mamas so old i slapped her in the back of the head and her tits fell off
yo mamas like a birthday cake everybody gets a peice
yo mamas like a screen door after you bang her a few times she gets loose
yo dads like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
yo mamas like pizza hut if shes not there in 30 minuts its free
yo mamas like mcdonalds billions and billions served
yo mamas so ugly it looks like shes been hit by a truck full of WHAT THE FUCK

1.Your mamma is so black that when she went inside the ocean people thought she was an OIL SPILL.
2. Your momma is soo black that when she went to black school....they marked her absent.
3.Your momma is so FAT that when she sat on a dollar....Quarters Popped Out.
4.Youre momma is so UGLY that when The Terminator said "ILL BE BACK"... He never ever came back.
5.Youre momma is soo sticky that when sheep went inside a pond...she polluted it.
6. Youre momma is so poor that she had Sex for A penny or for Free.
Final: Your momma is so Vaginaly Deformed that when she peed...she peed thought 3 sections: The Anus ; The Mouth ; and Through her nose....
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Yo Mama's Like A Vacuum, She Blows, Sucks, And Gets Layed In The Closet.
Yo Mama's Like A Hardware Store... 10 Cents A Screw.
Yo mama like a shotgun one cock she blows.
Yo Mama's like a Bowling Ball, Pick Her up, Finger Her, Throw Her Down The Gutter, And She Always Comes Back For More.
Yo mama like a bubble gum machine, 25 cents a pop.

Yo mama so fat she needs to use a boomerrang to put her belt on.

ur mum is so fat when she went swimming the whales started sining " we r family!"
the once was a girl called louies who pupic hairs hung from he knees , she thought she will be clever by knitting a swetter to so her little crabs wont freez
there was a man from eden who got on the bus yo deeden it said on the door dont spit on the floor so he jumped up and spat on the cellen
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your mamma is like a gun two cocks and she blows

yo mama so fat wen she got on the talkin scale it said"error error 1 person at a time please"

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

Yo mama is just like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets layed in the closet

Your Mumma's so fat.. when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!!!.
(Be honest if this joke sucks lol.)

yo mama's tits were so hairy everyone thought they were coconuts

your mums so dumb when she walked into dixy fried chicken she asked how much is 2.99 meal.

your mums so poor she was sucking peoples fingers as they exited burger king.

ur mom is so loose she can use her pussy as a sail

yo momma so fat that when she goes into the swapmeet,she has to pay 6
bucks +plus tax just 2 get in.
yo momma so fat ,when she called jenny craig for help ,she said sorry
mission i-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e......
yo momma so fat ,she rocks herself 2 sleep ...trying 2 get up from bed..
yo momma so fat , she uses 3 toilets 2 take a shit!,one for her right ass
cheek ,the other for her left, and the middle one, for her asshole....
yo momma so fat when a cop saw her ,he said hey u 2 break it up!
yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks......
yo momma so fat her tub is basically her toilet/...............
yo momma so fat shes spotted on a radar!

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

1. yo mamas so fat it took 3 taxie rids, 2 train rids, 7 air plane rids and 1 car rid to get to the other side of her.
2. yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone.
3. yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glasss wall to see what is on the other side.
4. yo mamas so dumb she tried to dround a fish.
5. yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocrie store and starved to death.
6. yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
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yo mama soooo fat she stuck a 9 volt battery up her butt and said "o have the power"

yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat she went to the moves and sat next to everyone

yo mama, is soooo fat, that when she steps into th elevator... it HAS to go down!!

your momma's so fat that she was walking down the street during a parade and a kid from the stands said " hey dad look at that float its so life like"