Yo mamma jokes

Your momma so fat...She stepped off a curb into the street and I went to swirve around her and ran out of gas.

Ya mom so stupid thet she brought batteries for a solar powered light!!!!

yo mama is so nasty
she puts ice on her pussy to keep the crabs fresh

Yo mammas so hairy that you almost died of rug burn when you were born!!!

Yo mamas so flat shes jealous of the wall!

your momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out big bitch!
your momma is so fat the pillsbury dough boy told her "hey bitch quit eating my food"
your momma is so greedy when you were born she slapped you and breast fed her self
your momma is so poor when i went to your house i asked her whats for dinner she got on the table and said black angus!

yo mamma is so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phonebook

yo mammy so nasty that i wnt over yo house asked whats 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

your mama sooo fat she would have been in et but when she rode over the
moon she caused an eclipse

Yo mama so fat, when the bitch wears a red shirt, people are like
"Hey KooL Aid"

your momma's so fat the other day she cut her leg and...............gravy came out

your mum so fat when she jumped in the antartic ocean she made it turn in to a pudle

ure mums soo fat people have 2 take 3 trains and a bus just to get to her good side.
ure mums sooo fat people run round her for exercise
ure mums soo fat se has to sleep downstairs so se dosent fall through the roof!!

yo mama snore so loud I say daddy's home yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE GOT LOCKE UP IN THE SUPER MARKET SHE STARVED TO DEAD

your moma is so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

ur mom is so dumb i told her christmas was right around the cornner and she went looking for it

yo mamma so baldheaded that in order to get a bun in her head, she got to use a baby sock

Yo momma is like a bag of chips, FREE TO LAY

Yo momma's like a shotgun, 6 cocks and she is loaded

yo moma is so fat that she sit on a high school and made a pre-school.
yo moma is so fat cause shes pregnat.
your mom is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
your mom is so ugly that she walk up 2 a hounted house an got ajob.
your mom is so fat that thats one of the reasons they invinted yo mama fat jokes cause shes flated.
what do u get when 300,000,00 white people jump of an airplane.
Q.snow!

YO mama's so fat she got every caterer on speed dial
yo mamas so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people on da street started yellin "TAXI!!"
yo mamas like a doorknob everybodys used her once
yo mamas such a retard she went out lookin fo a hooker and came back with paris hilton!
yo mamas such a hoe a nickel gets u 9 hours with her

Yo' mama's so fat she went on a seafood diet and whenever she saw food she ate it.

YO MAMMAS SO FAT BEFOR GOD SAID LET THEIR BE LIGHT HE SAID"BITCH GET YOUR BIG ASS OUT OF THE WAY"

yo moma is so stupid,when she went to the rated "R" movie & it said "under 17 not admitted", she went out and got 16 of her friends!

YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE HAD 2 GET BAPTISED AT SEA WORLD!

Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!!!

yo mamma so poor, i saw her kicking a coke can down the street so i asked her what she was doing and she told me yall were moving.
yo mamma so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3 rd bucket on the left.
Yo mamma so nasty i saw her in a dumpster and i asked her again what the hell was she doing and she said grocery shopping.
yo mamma so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me!
yo mamma so fat she has to take a bath in the kiddy pool
Yo mamma so ugly the dog wont even fuck her.
yo mamma so dumb she picked up the hair spray cuz it said ...   Full text

Yo mamma so fat when she stood on the scales they said TO BE CONTINUED

yo mama so fat when she went into the donut shop they said there go dem' missin jelly rolls