Yo mamma jokes

1. yo momma so fat that she weighed so much she sunk into the middle of the earth due to the magnetic poles!.
2. Yo momma so fat that we are in side of her right now!
3. Yo momma so skinny she used a dorrito to hanf glide on!
4. Yo momma so fat that when she stood up that she hit her head up on the moon and got a bump on her head.
5. yo momma so stupid she triped over a cordless phone!
6. yo momma so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store.

your mama so nasty she has to cut the string off her tampon so crabs don't bunji jump.
yo mama so nasty she has to take a bath with saltwater to keep her crabs from migrating
yor mama so dark when she walks across the floor she leave skid marks
Yo mama so tall she she back flipped and kicked god

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide

*your moma is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
*your moma is like a tv any 2 yr old can turn her on
*ur moma like a lemonaid stand 99cents a squeeze
*ur moma so stuped that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min
*ur moma spent 5 hours staring at a orenge juce box cuz it said concentrait
*ur moma so stuped she has to put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind
*you are so0o0o0o poor i saw ur moma kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she told me "moving"

ya mama so fat when she cooks she burns her neck on the stove

yo mama so dark that when she stands in front of the tv when it's on it looks like it's turned off

yo mamas so old that when she went to breast feed milk powder came out

YO MAMA IS SO POOR I WENT OVER HER HOUSE DEN I AXD CAN I USE DA PISSA DEN SHE SAID SHORE AND GAVE ME 2 STIX 1 TO HOLD DA CEILING UP AND 1 TO FIGHT DA ROACHES

Your mother's so fat she walked past my window and blocked ten days of sunlight.

yo mama sooo dark, if u put vasoline on her, she'll look like a pair of patented leather shoes.

YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY, SHE POURS SALT WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH.

Yo mamma is like a squirle she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo mamma is like a pool table balls go in every hole.
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gasloine.

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an ...   Full text

yo mama so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over and oreo

Ur mothaz so fat that when she sat on a Quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Yo mama is so fat shes got more rolls than the bakery.
Shes got more balls than the lottery.
Your mums so fat that to get on her good side you have to go to the other side of the world
Shes so fat that she gets the belt size the size of the equator
Shes so fat that when i was in my car and she was crossing the road, i swerved around her and ran out of gas!!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to rename it beaver!

Yo momas like hardware store 5 cent a screw.
Yo mamas like a gumball machine 25 cents a blow.
Yo mamas like a light switch even i five year can turn her on.
Yo mamas like walmart lower prices every day
Yo mama so nasty I asked her what you guys was having for dinner she opened her legs and said tuna.
Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for lookin out the window.
Yo mamas so ugly she went to a scary costume contest and they told her no professionals.
yo mama so dumb she was takin a test and when it said dont write her she put ok
yo mama so fat her favorite music is rock and roll
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so short she ...   Full text

Your mom is so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

your mom is like payless you pay less to get more

yo mamma so fat , she stood on the scale and the doctor said I want your weight NOT your zipcode.

Yo Mama is soo fat when she goes to a buffet the restaurant needs rush delivery of food (bah dum pshhh)

Yo mama so dirty i lifted up her arm and saw she was really albino
Yo mama so fat you can slip n slide between her rolls
Yo mama so dumb she asked where is he when she played Simon Says
Yo mama so poor she ordered a round of steaks on lay-away
Yo mama so big you can rock climb her stretchmarks.

-ur mom is so fat when she was born she gave the hospitals stretches
-ur momma is so fat when she was born the onl way to baptize her was throwing her in the ocean
-ur mom is so fat when she died her coffin took up the graveyard
-ur mom is so small she needed a ladder to climb to the top of the penny
-ur momma is so old i found out that she was best friends with jesus in the Bible
-ur moma is so fat when she went by the tv u missed ur 2 hour special
-ur mom is so fat she could only take a shower in the niagra falls
-ur mom is so fat when she was sent to space i thought she was a new dicovered planet
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Yo Mama So Fat, She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!!

* yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks..
* yo momma so ugly when she looks in her closet the boogey man quite..
* yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry...
* yo momma so ugly when she crys her tears run down the back of her head cuz they are scared of her face....
* yo momma so stupid she has to be drunk to breast feed you...
* ya momma so stupid when you were born youre dad said what a treasure... and then youre momma said ya lets go bury it....

Yo momma is so stupid, that when someone asked for a balls transplant, she asked why and how, and the person said,??? I was bowling when I brought the ball up to far back and then BOOM IT HAPPENED???, and she thought he said I want bowling balls for my new balls.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she heard about mount. Fuji she thought it was a Hawaiian word for mount. Fudge, so she tried to eat it, and then some of her teeth shattered and she said, cool it even comes with free sprinkles.

*Yo momma so curvy she makes all the gay boys look straight.*
*The big planet up in the sky....................................yeah, that's named after yo mamma...................................................................Instead of Uranus, its Heranus*
I hope you all liked that cause im special....
Special Ed,,,,,,,,, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!