yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car Full text

Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide Full text

*your moma is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
*your moma is like a tv any 2 yr old can turn her on
*ur moma like a lemonaid stand 99cents a squeeze
*ur moma so stuped that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min
*ur moma spent 5 hours staring at a orenge juce box cuz it said concentrait
*ur moma so stuped she has to put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind
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ya mama so fat when she cooks she burns her neck on the stove
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yo mama so dark that when she stands in front of the tv when it's on it looks like it's turned off Full text

yo mamas so old that when she went to breast feed milk powder came out Full text

YO MAMA IS SO POOR I WENT OVER HER HOUSE DEN I AXD CAN I USE DA PISSA DEN SHE SAID SHORE AND GAVE ME 2 STIX 1 TO HOLD DA CEILING UP AND 1 TO FIGHT DA ROACHES Full text

Your mother's so fat she walked past my window and blocked ten days of sunlight. Full text

yo mama sooo dark, if u put vasoline on her, she'll look like a pair of patented leather shoes. Full text

YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY, SHE POURS SALT WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH. Full text

Yo mamma is like a squirle she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo mamma is like a pool table balls go in every hole.
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gasloine. Full text

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture ... Full text

yo mama so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over and oreo Full text

Ur mothaz so fat that when she sat on a Quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose Full text

Yo mama is so fat shes got more rolls than the bakery.
Shes got more balls than the lottery.
Your mums so fat that to get on her good side you have to go to the other side of the world
Shes so fat that she gets the belt size the size of the equator
Shes so fat that when i was in my car and she was crossing the road, i swerved around her and ran out of gas!!!! Full text

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to rename it beaver! Full text

Yo momas like hardware store 5 cent a screw.
Yo mamas like a gumball machine 25 cents a blow.
Yo mamas like a light switch even i five year can turn her on.
Yo mamas like walmart lower prices every day
Yo mama so nasty I asked her what you guys was having for dinner she opened her legs and said tuna.
Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for lookin out the window.
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Your mom is so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Full text

your mom is like payless you pay less to get more Full text

yo mamma so fat , she stood on the scale and the doctor said I want your weight NOT your zipcode.
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Yo Mama is soo fat when she goes to a buffet the restaurant needs rush delivery of food (bah dum pshhh)
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Yo mama so dirty i lifted up her arm and saw she was really albino
Yo mama so fat you can slip n slide between her rolls
Yo mama so dumb she asked where is he when she played Simon Says
Yo mama so poor she ordered a round of steaks on lay-away
Yo mama so big you can rock climb her stretchmarks. Full text

-ur mom is so fat when she was born she gave the hospitals stretches
-ur momma is so fat when she was born the onl way to baptize her was throwing her in the ocean
-ur mom is so fat when she died her coffin took up the graveyard
-ur mom is so small she needed a ladder to climb to the top of the penny
-ur momma is so old i found out that she was best friends with jesus in the ... Full text

Yo Mama So Fat, She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!! Full text

* yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks..
* yo momma so ugly when she looks in her closet the boogey man quite..
* yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry...
* yo momma so ugly when she crys her tears run down the back of her head cuz they are scared of her face....
* yo momma so stupid she has to be drunk to breast feed you...
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Yo momma is so stupid, that when someone asked for a balls transplant, she asked why and how, and the person said,??? I was bowling when I brought the ball up to far back and then BOOM IT HAPPENED???, and she thought he said I want bowling balls for my new balls. Full text

Yo momma is so stupid, when she heard about mount. Fuji she thought it was a Hawaiian word for mount. Fudge, so she tried to eat it, and then some of her teeth shattered and she said, cool it even comes with free sprinkles. Full text

*Yo momma so curvy she makes all the gay boys look straight.*
*The big planet up in the sky....................................yeah, that's named after yo mamma...................................................................Instead of Uranus, its Heranus*
I hope you all liked that cause im special....
Special Ed,,,,,,,,, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Your mum is so old when i hit her back her tits fell off
Your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish
your mum is so dumb she got locked tescos and die of starvation
Your dad is so dumb he sold his car for petrol money
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Yo mama is so fat she has to sleep on the lawn
Yo mama is so fat that they named a planet after her
Yo mama is so fat that she takes a bath in a swimming pool
Yo mama is so fat that there is ho-bo's living in her fat rolls
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