Yo mamma jokes

Your mum is so old when i hit her back her tits fell off
Your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish
your mum is so dumb she got locked tescos and die of starvation
Your dad is so dumb he sold his car for petrol money

Yo mama is so fat she has to sleep on the lawn
Yo mama is so fat that they named a planet after her
Yo mama is so fat that she takes a bath in a swimming pool
Yo mama is so fat that there is ho-bo's living in her fat rolls

Your mama is so stupid they told her to buy a color tv and 3 hours later she came back and said" which color"
You mama is so fat her driver license had her pictire on the front and at the end it said more picture on other side

your mommas so ugly that she gives freddy krugar nightmares

you so fat when u stped on a scale it said get the fuck off

your moms so fat when she wore a malcom x shirt a helicopter tried to land on her.

I rode ya mum like a harley... cept i blew b4 the harley did

Your mama is so old, she stopped dating when Jesus broke up with her.

yo mama so fat she trip over H.E.B. WALMART AND LAND ON TARGET

Your Mums had more one ups than mario

Yo mama is so fat
that she uses the lincoln tunnel as a drinking straw

Your Mama's Teeth Are So Yellow, She Puts The Sun Out Of Buisness !!

Yo Mama's So Ugly, When She Went To Enter The Ugly Competition They Said "Sorry, No Profesionals" !!

Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.

ur mumma is so fat she uses a washing machene as a vibrator

Yo mamas glasses r so thick dat she can c into the future wit her eyes closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see ppl waving. hehe =)
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yo moma so old she owes jesus a fiver

your momma is so backwards she sits on the tv and watches the couch!

I know it's stupid
Yo mamma's so stupid that when she heard the band name, the Killers, she called the police and said that she found them.

Yo mamma so fat that when you guys go on a camping trip, she is the tent.

your mama so fat she went to K.F.C they ask what size bucket and she
said the one on the roof!!

Yo mama so old she knew mr.clean when he had a afro...

Yo Mama So Fat And Stupid When She Looked In The Mior She Said Dam Look At That Fat Ass Over There.

ya mumma so fat she has to crap in a water tank

your mums such a slut, i raped her and she told me to fuck her again

Yo mamma is so hairy... Bigfoot takes pictures of her!!

yo mamma like a cooker a nobs turn her on
yo mamma like a tv a 3yr old can turn he on
yo mamma like a pool table all bals go in

yo mammas teeth so yellow she closes her mouth and her belly shines

ur mum is so fat that she is classified as a car park