Yo mamma jokes

not sure where to put these, but since this is cutdowns involving yo mama, here you go...
1. The best part of you ran down yo mama's leg!
2. You were an accident...your daddy had a wet dream and yo mama rolled over in it.

yo mama so dumb she couldnt pass a blood test
yo mama so hairy dat big foot takes pictures of her
yo mama so stupid dat when she was driving to disney land on the highway, and the sign said disney land left, so she turned around and went home
yo mama so skinny dat i tried 2 slap her ass and got a broken hand

you mama is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car

ur mums lyk a rugby pitch everyone gets a try!!

ur mom so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gum ball

ya mums so hairy when she turns her arm to the side it looks like shes giving king kong a head lock !

your mom is so fat it took 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side
your mom so stupid she tried to drown a fish
your mom is so stupid she burnt sushi
your mom is so fat that when she wore her fav green outfit to japan all the people are like godzilla!

Ya mamma breath so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popcicle

ya mamma soo fat she has to use greyhound busses as roller skates

yo momma so fat she uses her nose as a vacuum

yo momma so fat she cant fit in outterspace
yo momma so fat she got stuck in a black hole

yo mama's so fat that i slapped her thigh and rode the wave all the way up to her sthomach.

Yo momma so old that the whole world ran to the other time zone

Ya Mamma so fat when she went to africa the elephants rode her.
ya mamma so fat she ate both jenny and craig.
ya mamma so fat when she walked past my house i thought it was night time.
ya mamma so fat i tried to walk around her but i got lost.
ya mamma so dumb she got locked in forty winks and slepted on the floor
ya mamma so dumb when she went to the airport she came to a sign the said AIRPORT LEFT so she turned around and went home.

Ur Mamma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

yo mama so hairy she gots afros on her nipples

Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!

ur muma is sooooo dumb when da judge says "order" she says , coke and a burger

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her ...   Full text

Yo mamma's house so small when she eats at the table her elbows are sticking out the living room!

yo mamma so fat they can't find waldo

yo mamma so fat when she did it with the bus driver the bus had hidrolyics

1. yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
2. yo mama so hairy bigfoot be taking pictures of her
3. yo mama so fat when she shakes her ass it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
4. yo mama so poor I saw her walkin down the street with one shoe on, I asked her did you lose a shoe, she said no I found one.
5. yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.
6. yo mama just loves playing carpenter because when she gets hammered, I nail her.

yo momma so fat she fell on a dollar and made four quarters

yo momma so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toilet started singing A,B,C,D,E,F,G get yo fat ass off of me

yo mama's pussy is such a black hole,she walk down the street suckin up everything in sight.............

Yo mama so stupid, she was going to disney and when she was driving down the interstate she saw a sign that said "disney world left", so she turned around and went home

Yo momma is so poor her house was on
Extreme Makeover; Cardboard Edition

ure momma is like a mo-ped, fun to ride until ure friends find out.