Yo mamma jokes

yo mama is fat if she had a baby no one would know

Yo mama is so fat she was hit by an 18 wheeler and she said who threw that rock

yo mumma so stupid that when the barmen said the drinks are on the house she got a ladder out.

your mama is like a phone even children play with her

yo mama is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to c wt was on da otha side !!!

ur mamma so fat shes skinny!!

Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter.

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother".

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.

Yo mommas so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mamas so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo mommas so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your mommas so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo mommas so fat that when the whales saw her ...   Full text

Your mommas so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV

Your mommas so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up

Your mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Your mommas so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

Your mommas so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V

Your mommas so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Your mommas so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

Your mommas so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

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yo mama so stupid she called me 2 gat my phone number
yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see hwo long she slept
yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a matress store she slept on the floor
yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo mama so stupid so stole free bread yo mama so stupit she sits on the t.v and watches the sofa yo mama so stupid when her dad said it was chilly outside she ran out wit a spoon
yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she stavred

******* yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry *******
******* yo mama so ugly when she was young her ma put steak around her neck just so the dogs would play wit her********
******* yo mama so ugly they pushed her face into dough to make gorilla cokies*******
******* yo mama so nasty i poured salt water down here pants to keep the craps freash*******
******* yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention*******
******* yo mama so dirty she as 2 wipe her feet before she goes outside*******
******* yo mama so old when she went 2 skol there was no history*******

yo mama soooo fat the titanik sunk and yo mama floated!

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the grandcanyon she got stuck

your mamas so ugly that she gives freddy kruedar nightmares

yo momma so stanky, she has sourdough yeast infections

Ya moms so fat, that it take two buses, a train, and a damn it taxi to get on the fat bitch good side.

Your mamas like pool table, she takes any coloured balls
Whats the difference between your mama and a psp? they both get turned on by little boys
Your mamas like a bubble gum machine 10c per blow.
Your mamas got more chins that in the chinese phonebook.

your mamas so ugly that she makes milk sour.

ya mama is so poor i saw her in the cinema kicking a can and i said wat r u doing and she replied im moving

yo mama so fat her blood type is rago
yo mama glasses r so thick she looks at a map and sees people wavingyo mama so dum she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th

Ur moms like a hamburger full of fat and only worth a dollar.
ur mom so fat that when she walks down the street in a yellow shirt people yell ''Taxi!!''
ur moms so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
ur mom so fat every time she turned around u would have to throw her a welcome back party.

yo momma so dum she thought a qouter back was a refund

Your moma is so fat that to iron her close you have to put them in the middle of the street to let the cars run over it.

yo mama so fat wen she jump in the air she got stuck!!

Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

your mom's so stupid she got ran over by a parked bus

Yo mama so fat, that when god said let there be light he told her to roll over.

Yo Mama So Fat She Masturebates to a cookbook
Yo Mama is SO Fat When She went to a restaurant she looked at the Menu and said "okay"
Yo Mama So Fat she went to Mcdonalds and Asked For A my size meal and they gave her a key to the store
Yo Mama So Fat We are in her right now
Yo Mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo Mama is so ugly they are moving Halloween to her birthday
Yo Mama is so ugly she has to creep up on bathwater
Hopfully you find these to funny

Yo Mamma's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed you!
Yo Mamma's so fat I ran outta gas drivin around her.

Yo Mama is so fat that it takes a year to go around her